myocardial ingestion

myocardial ingestion
Originally uploaded by jayjayoh.

infarction, whatever.. say hello, cholesterol levels

goodbye, cruel world

never do this to yourself.

what was the result of a bored conversation unsure and lazy for what to do for lunch, turned out to be one of the worst [and possibly one of the last] decisions of our lifetimes.

[disgusting, disgusting] picture forthcoming if i manage to survive the next few hours

for your eyes only

because my kids obviously are more techno-savvy than i expected. obviously they have more time to google-search for me instead of do their homework.
So because of this I'm censoring my content on here.
dammit.

So I'm not really a leaf on the wind...

I don't really know how I got the least Wash because he was the one I thought I was the most like. sigh.

Your results:
You are Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)

Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 75% River (Stowaway) 70% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 65% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 60% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 60% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 55% A Reaver (Cannibal) 50% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 45% Alliance 40% Inara Serra (Companion) 35% Wash (Ship Pilot) 25%

You are good at fixing things. You are usually cheerful. You appreciate being treated with delicacy and specialness.

Click here to take the "Which Serenity character are you?" quiz...

No Child Left Behind: The Football Version

This comes from a message that I received on my staff email. No I don't know that much about football, but from what I know this seems like a pretty good analogy. So if you know football but not a lot about the way NCLB works, you should understand this.

NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND---THE FOOTBALL VERSION

1. All teams must make the state playoffs and all MUST win the championship.

2. If a team does not win the championship, they will be on probation until they are the champions, and coaches will be held accountable.

3. If, after two years, they have not won the championship their footballs and equipment will be taken away UNTIL they do win the championship.

4. All kids will be expected to have the same football skills at the same time even if they do not have the same conditions or opportunities to practice on their own. NO exceptions will be made for lack of interest in football, a desire to perform athletically, or genetic abilities or disabilities of themselves or their parents.

ALL KIDS WILL PLAY FOOTBALL AT A PROFICIENT LEVEL!

5. Talented players will be asked to workout on their own, without instruction. (This is because the coaches will be using all their instructional time with the athletes who aren't interested in football, have limited athletic ability or whose parents don't like football).

6. Games will be played year round, but statistics will only be kept in the 4th, 8th, and 11th game. It will create a New Age of Sports where every team is expected to have the same level of talent and all teams will reach the same minimum goals. If no child gets ahead, then no child gets left behind.

Note: If parents do not like this new law, they are encouraged to vote for vouchers and support private schools that can screen out the non-athletes and prevent their children from having to go to school with bad football players.